Sunday, August 22, 2010

The 11th Husband

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin ".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, husband #1 was a
Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in
Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from
Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in
Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an
Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from
Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in
Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it...

"Husband # 8 was a
Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a
Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a
Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it..... God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"You're with the

This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."


Don E. Chute said...

LMAO funny.

I don't think I have ever heard that one before.

Thanks for the laugh on this Sunday!


Da Dude said...

LOL I like the joke.;-)

James MacAdam said...


Gary Anderson said...

I used to work for the government. Funny. However, the central banksters are the ones in charge, not the government. That is where the Tea Party falls flat. The couldn't see fascism if it bit them on the privates.

So, anyway, what happens if she married one of those banksters?

Cedngasngu said...

:)) hehe, I like the stamp collector part XD

Care to xchange links?? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Totomel said... made my day =)

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