Monday, June 30, 2008
Some Beautiful Videos ...
The first video : Tell Me Why-Declan Galbraith
Second Video : You Raise Me Up - Becky Taylor
Don't Quit!
An Extra Dose Of Motivation
Sunday, June 29, 2008
"...Honorable Men!"
The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.
- The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. 'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, 'No.'
The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. 'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied, 'No.'
The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. 'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, 'Yes.'
The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, 'Why are you crying?'
'Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!'
The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE 'Is this your wife?' the Lord asked.
'Yes,' cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'
The woodcutter replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care
of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .'
The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - 'WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!'
Man And Woman ...
Mrs. has Mr . in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women!
Men were born between the legs of a woman, yet men spend all their life and time trying to go back between the legs of a woman....
Why?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO PLACE LIKE HOME
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Saturday, June 28, 2008
Another good one...Attitude
There once was a woman who woke up one morning,
looked in the mirror,
and noticed she had only three hairs on her head.
Well," she said, "I think I'll braid my hair today?"
So she did
and
she
had
a
wonderful
day.
The next day she woke up,
looked in the mirror
and saw that she had only two hairs on her head.
"H-M-M," she said,
"I think I'll part my hair down the middle today?"
So she did
and
she
had
a
grand
day.
The next day she woke up,
looked in the mirror and noticed that she had only one hair on her head.
"Well," she said,
"today I'm going to wear my hair in a pony tail."
So she did
and
she
had
a
fun,
fun
day.
The next day she woke up,
looked in the mirror and noticed that there wasn't a single hair on her head.
"YEA!" she exclaimed,
"I don't have to fix my hair today!"
Attitude is everything.
Be kinder than necessary,
for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
Live simply,
Love generously,
Care deeply,
Speak kindly.......
Leave the rest to God
Some Antidote For A Stressful Life...
1) DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you
run from a naked lady?
Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked
lady, I'll turn into
stone. A part of me is getting hard already!
(2) NAMES OF WIVES
A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
4th wife..... baby doll
3rd wife.....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol !
(3) HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while
thinking a name of his
country and his mistress ask him "is it In
Dear?"...
(4) RESEARCH FINDING
Research shows men are fatter than women because
every-night men get fresh
milk & 2 big papayas
women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of
starch!
(5) ARAB MAN
An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
'Your name pls.'?
"Abdul Aziz "
"Sex? "
"Six times a week!! "
"No, no, I mean male or female! "
"Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !"
(6) SERVICE
Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and
sometimes you have to be
satisfied with self-service"
(7) HAPPY MAN
What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of "missing
persons"
(8) SWIMSUIT
Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY
section.
(9) GOOD AMBITION
Teacher: What do
you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u
can tell a woman to take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for
it.
(10) DENTIST
Woman complaining to dentist: "It's so painful, I'll
rather have a baby
than
have a tooth removed."
Dentist: "Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the
chair accordingly."
(11) VIRGIN
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
The engraver shortened it to: " RETURNED UNOPENED "
(12) OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
On their first night both were crying - why???
Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten
everything.
What Has Drinking Warm Water Got To Do With Heart Attacks?
This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your meal, but about Heart Attacks . The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals, not cold water, maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating.
For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal.
Common Symptoms Of Heart Attack...
A serious note about heart attacks - You should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting . Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line .
You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive.
Jesus Is ALIVE!
Once a while, we'll across a story that inspires. The following story was shared by a friend. I ain't a Christian but I'm inspired nevertheless. I don't care if the story is true, real life, but I love the thought that someone out there is taking care of us. Happy reading!
A Muslim man in Egypt killed his wife because she was reading the Bible
and then buried her with their infant baby and an 8 year old daughter.
The girls were buried alive! then He reported to the police that an uncle
killed the kids. 15 days later, another family member died. When they
went
to bury him, they found the 2 little girls under the sand - ALIVE!
The country is outraged over the incident, and the man will be executed.
The older girl was asked how she had survived and she says 'A man wearing
shiny clothes, with bleeding wounds in his hands, came every day to feed
us. He woke up my mom so she could nurse my sister,' she said.
She was interviewed on Egyptian National TV, by availed Muslim woman news
anchor. She said on public TV, 'This was none other than JESUS, because
nobody else does things like this!'
Muslims believe Isa (JESUS) would do this, but the wounds mean He really
was crucified, and it's clear also that He is alive! But, it's also clear
that the child could not make up a story like this, and there is no way
these children could have survived without a true miracle. Muslim leaders
are going to have a hard time to figure out what to do with this, and the
popularity of the Passion movie doesn't help! With Egypt at the centre of
the media and education in the Middle East, you can be sure this story
will spread.
Christ is still turning the world upside down! Please let this story be
shared. The Lord says, 'I will bless the person who puts his trust in me.
Jeremiah 17.
The newspaper clipping as it originally appeared...
(See top left)
BEWARE OF HOTEL CARD KEYS...
This is pretty good info. Never even thought about key cards containing anything other than an access code for the room!
HOTEL KEY CARDS
Ever wonder what is on your magnetic key card?
Answer:
a. Customer's name
b. Customer's partial home address
c. Hotel room number
d. Check-in date and out dates
e. Customer's credit card number and expiration date!
When you turn them in to the front desk your personal information is there for any employee to access by simply scanning the card in the hotel scanner. An employee can take a hand full of cards home and using a scanning device, access the information onto a laptop computer and go shopping at your expense.
Simply put, hotels do not erase the information on these cards until an employee reissues the card to the next hotel guest. At that time, the new guest's information is electronically 'overwritten' on the card and the previous guest's information is erased in the overwriting process.
But until the card is rewritten for the next guest, it usually is kept in a drawer at the front desk with YOUR INFORMATION ON IT!
The bottom line is: Keep the cards, take them home with you, or destroy them. NEVER leave them behind in the room or room wastebasket, and NEVER turn them into the front desk when you check out of a room. They will not charge you for the card (it's illegal) and you'll be sure you are not leaving a lot of valuable personal information on it that could be easily lifted off with any simple scanning device card reader.
For the same reason, if you arrive at the airport and discover you still have the card key in your pocket, do not toss it in an airport trash basket. Take it home and destroy it by cutting it up, especially through the electronic information strip!
If you have a small magnet, pass it across the magnetic strip several times. Then try it in the door, it will not work. It erases everything on the card.
Information courtesy of: Pasadena Police Department
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Coconut Supposed To Be Healthy...?
As I grow older, I also grew confused by the science world. Since small, I was warned never to consume too much food with coconut milk such as curry, nasi lemak (Rice cooked with coconut milk), desserts such as mo mo cha cha and the like. Its full to the brim with saturated fat, and very bad for the heart.
Now, some doctors claimed they have done some extensive research on coconut oil and that...
* Coconut oil actually helps you lose weight and beautify your skin and hair!
* Helps protect against heart disease (Funny, all my life, I thought they caused heart disease!), cancer, diabetes, and many other degenerative diseases.
* Fights viruses and bacterias thus helping to strengten your immune system!
How's that? Believe? Of course the coconut oil I refer to is not the hydrogenated coconut oil, oil derived from coconut milk by way of heating the milk, but virgin coconut oil, which is oil derived from coconut milk by way of fermentation. I'll include a few links and you decide yourself. Who knows, someone out there may actually benefit from this little piece of information.
http://www.tropicaltraditions.com/virgin_coconut_oil.htm
http://www.thevirgincoconutoil.com/
http://www.virgincoconutoil.co.uk/
http://www.coconutoil.com/
http://www.earthclinic.com/Remedies/coconut_oil_facts.html
The above sites are not created by me nor am I related to them in anyway. Should you decide to follow some of their remedies, get the advise of your doctor if you are suffering from any chronic disease.